dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

(via cancerously)

princessnia:

do u believe

(Source: ulvehund, via princessnia)

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

(via cancerously)

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

(Source: gatta-cicova, via vivillon)

erisolsies:

/grabs you by your face and shakes/ HELLO YES!! YR RLY GR8!!!

(Source: disco-garudyne, via erisolsies)

can we stop at dunkin’s

ancient proverb, originating in new england (via east-coast-colie)

(Source: perfect-patrice, via erisolsies)

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

(via princessnia)

erisolsies:

she dont give head- a poem about blowjobs (and other things)

#nsfw language #misogynistic language #loud noises

everyone needs to see this because this lil ray is perfect and has such a powerful voice like DANG and dat hair like whoa

cake-stuff:

Funfetti Ooey Gooey Bars
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cake-stuff:



Funfetti Ooey Gooey Bars



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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via gamui)

literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

(via theres-a-war-foryourmind)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via bollockwank)